I'm Jonathan...duh
About Me.
I write copy and create content and stuff
This is my daft mug
My professional life revolves around making boring B2B stuff less boring.
I’m a Content Manager, word wrangler, and self-made marketing guy based in London, UK.
At the moment, I work in the wonderful world of B2B Telecoms.
On a daily basis I’m doing a wombo-combo of redeveloping content strategies, writing email campaigns, web copy, ad copy, and general marketing… content… stuff.
Either that or I’m posting nonsense somewhere.
I don't sound northern btw
What I'm like
I swear.
I like swearing. Could you tell? If you don’t like swearing that’s fine. I’ll try my best not to swear in your presence, like any good swearer. But I studied language at Uni so I’m qualified to tell you this – they’re just words
I work hard.
I like being good at my job. It gives me something to do every day. Otherwise, I’d probably become some eccentric columnist or something. That or a deadbeat poet. More money in B2B content though.
i know my shit.
Unlike a lot of marketers, I’ve been trying my best not to bullshit my way through my career so far. That means I tend to keep on top of everything related to my job. Latest google changes and all that jazz.
Most stuff i learnt by extensively googling
What I'm Good at.
01.
Content Strategy
I’ll strategise the shit out of your content. By that I mean I’ll tell you what you’re doing wrong and tell you what you should do instead.
02.
Copywriting
Being a copywriter is a lifestyle, not a job. Even if I end up as a professional sass producer, I’ll still stare at ads on the tube and tut at what they missed.
03.
B2B Marketing
Being good at B2B marketing is like saying you’re good at the tambourine. But hey, it’s what I specialise in so it’s going here.
more about me
extra
stuff.
If you gave a crap to scroll this far down you may as well read some other stuff about lovely ol’ me.
Powerlifting.
Powerlifting is a sport that requires the least amount of brain power of any sport. I lift heavy shit.
Video Games.
If you watch whole seasons of whatever Netflix spews up you have no right to judge me for playing video games. We both waste our time.
I write.
Mad right? A writer, writing? So edgy. No seriously I write a bunch of crap nobody will ever read. Poems, short stories. All that jazz. No you can’t read it.
Music.
My music taste is the Jackson Pollock of music tastes. All over the place, and most people think it’s a bit shit.
sometimes i send emails
The
Newsletter.
I don’t write newsletters often, but I’ll send you a list of my latest blogs so you don’t have to keep checking in here like a weirdo.
